I was just reading through a conversation which was passed on a little while back by an ex of mine after she discovered two people had had a nice little discussion about me and my life. Anyway, whilst reading through this conversation, I became aware that one of the latest rumours - based purely on conjecture - much like most of what was said during this tasty morsel of gossip - is that I apparently have a bit of a Harem going on LOL. I am not too sure how any of you would react after reading something like that, but it literally had me falling off my seat from fits of laughter. And for the life of me, after not being able to get my hands on an available date for last Saturday night, I sure as hell would like to know where my Harem of Femmes are at?
You know, I was recently thinking to myself, perhaps if I invested in a palace complex, built some private living quarters out the back, decorated the inside with rich, lavish furnishings, threw in a couple of eunuchs and a few servant girls here and there, then they might come..?
Let me fill you in on a little secret, this way you actually get to hear the truth straight from the horses mouth, as opposed to the usual bullshit that gets bandied about on the internet by people who claim to know who I am, or anything about my life: I am a 'one Femme at a time kind of Butch', and those who are actually important to me and who know me well, know that it has been this way for quite some time...
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"You know, I was recently thinking to myself, perhaps if I invested in a palace complex, built some private living quarters out the back, decorated the inside with rich, lavish furnishings, threw in a couple of eunuchs and a few servant girls here and there, then they might come..?"
And this paragraph had me in stitches and nearly falling off of my seat also. Witty and dry is my kind of humour so thanks for the Saturday morning laugh.
My advice, just ignore the silly dickheads. They sound like they should spend more time concerning themselves with their own lives instead of everyone elses.
This post is hilarious.
There are a couple of women we know who like you you know, but gee to imply you have a harem makes my little stomach hurt when I laugh.
What else makes me laugh did you ask? Some of the wowsers I've heard about you from outsiders that could only come from people who had access to your old myspace comments page, who then spread said comments. Same for the comments on your friends page. You have to question that sort of gossip (and those people) don't you?
I once heard from someone you couldn't snag a femme in real life, because why? because a very small handful of femmes (what probably only 2 or 3 ha) on a local dating site weren't into you. Well there's plenty of femmes out there in queerdom and not all are a part of the internet community or the scene. That's really funny actually, weren't your last three lovers women who were on the local site?
There's also the woman who saw you as "fair game" and went around telling heaps of people she threw herself at you at a cocktail party slash photoshoot, eventhough she was aware you really liked someone else. I find that disresprectful because she knew you really liked someone else - regardless of how far away she is.
One of the main reasons Andy and I don't attend any events is because me and my friends are aware of how some of them gossip, to the point where it actually drives people away. We're not even a part of the scene and we've met people who talk about it. Some of them even use that local dating site as a platform (the forums) to have a go at members of their own community and use very smug undertones. From what I heard from a friend of mine who gets heaps of messages on there, some of the people who have a go at others for not having very good communication or social skills are just as guilty of the crap they go on about, and the gossip they spread about people only proves this. Sounds like a good dose of double standards to me.
Hmm, that's all very interesting, as some of what you just said is in the conversation I have a copy of.
I think it's all pretty amusing and I am so glad to not be a part of that site anymore - too many bloody dramas - I have not logged on since last year, and still, all I ever hear is people complaining about some of its members.
On another note, I don't particularly care if some women were not into me - I have not met anyone online or in person (locally) who catches my eye, and I've certainly never gone to any event because I liked someone romantically/sexually and wanted to meet with them, so I don't see what the big deal is.
And there is always going to be someone who likes someone, but the difference between me and some other people, is that I don't go around bragging about it. The fact that my last 3 lovers (thanks for mentioning that Sarah *wink*) were from that site, and the fact that not many people are aware of who they actually are is testament to that - if any of these women have told other people about our time together, then I would be fine with that. If truth be told; I would also be very flattered.
Speaking of rumours, I heard about a real beauty from a friend of mine in Sydney - I once made reference to the word "trade" in the comments section on a profile of someone who I have been conversing with for a couple of years now, and it got around that I refer to myself as "trade" and that I 'apparently' have tickets on myself. Funny thing is, I don't even like the word "trade", because to me it implies/or is seen as someone who gets around on the scene. I had used the word once as a joke whilst flirting with the women in question, as she'd asked me to tell her a story...
This woman knew that she was the only one who I was intested in.
Now, do you see how we go from something like that (blown way out of proportion) to the shit that gets bandied about by people who gossip about what's on other people's profiles?
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